Background

I'll go out on a limb and say that myself and Janie have a unique friendship.  Without going into too much detail here's a quick rundown on how the relationship got to where it is.  

Sometime in mid to late 1985 our Mother's met at pregnancy class.  

January 21/22, 1986 - All hope of the Marcus/Goldman combo producing the Messiah comes to an end but at least we got a 2nd Zach Morris.

Early childhood - Our Mothers either had serious problems finding us other friends or really wanted to merge families in around 20 years because we did just about everything together.  (Note: I'm completely convinced that this is why I'll pay 10 dollars to see any movie with the words Ghosts, Girlfriends, or Past in it.)

The rest is pretty simple.. We go to school, Janie makes friends with the hot/cool girls, gets her belly button pierced, and experiments with drugs and blow jobs.. I make friends with people who like sports, remain hating girls longer than most, and try to be black.  Through all of that we stayed friends, made fun of each other, and now speak when we're in the bathroom.

To put the relationship into perspective I would say that breaking news of the Jonas Brothers all having sex with one another wouldn't be as shocking as me and Janie getting to 4th base.  In other words,  I don't think "Zach and Janie Make a Porno" is getting the green-light anytime soon.